I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i believe in u and ur pee
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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