I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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