I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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