When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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