She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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