i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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