i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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