I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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