yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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