Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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