Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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