Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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