i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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