Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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