I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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