there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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