he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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