that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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