Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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