Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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