God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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