Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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