Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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