She said her name was "party"
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
