He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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