i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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