i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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