Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
