it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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