Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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