Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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