My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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