Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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