To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Is Oprah even human
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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