So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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