Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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