I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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