So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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