so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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