This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just high enough for therapy.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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