normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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