Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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