Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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