This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?