she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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