weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just tell him i said nine months
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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