I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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