yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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