I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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