ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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