Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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