Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
false alarm. still invincible.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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