So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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