I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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