turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Two words: blizzard sex
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