I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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